Keith "Casino" Zollman - his doppelganger: the Enterprise from Star Trek
It's ironic that Keith, our most pacifistic player, would suffer the most injuries. Well, that may not be true... Jami is probably tied but the documentation just doesn't exist, leaving a valid debate.
Keith's body is like the hull of the Enterprise. He roams the outfield and basepaths without shields, allowing him to divert energy to reach higher levels of sensitivity. The Enterprise's and Keith's strong hulls withstand the unforeseen shots that come with softball and spaceflight.
May 20, 2008
Keith takes a ball off his knee leaving an imprint of the stitches:
July 12th, 2009
Keith refuses to not break up a double play in the league championship, catching the SS's arm across the ear and knee in the gravel.
Mar 3, 2010
Keith slices his hand on a piece of granite. The inside of my hand looks like chicken.