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Game Recap: Team Finds Gems at Pitcher's Mound and in Outfield
Oct 26th,'08 - 5 innings: Empty Pitchers 14, Churchills 4
With the amount of dirt Jason collected between pitches, he found 4 precious rocks and a gas pipeline. Ted made the catch of the season in LC with a running shoelace scoop. The catch of the season lasted just one inning. Andrew made the same catch while slipping on a slimy patch of reclamated water.

Jason, Amy's husband and pitcher for Courtney's and Keith's Friday night team, made his Empty Pitcher debut in grand fashion. When Scott came down with non-hangover-like symptoms, Jamie called the backup pitcher on the playoff roster who offered to come even if he wouldn't pitch. Scott showed and coached but the softball gods denied him the power to play.
Jason pitched out of numerous 3-1 counts, made several nice defensive plays and adequately filled Scott's spot at the top of the lineup with 4 hits and 3 runs. But it wasn't Jason, Andrew and Ted carrying the team. Melissa perfectly worked both C and 3B for an absent Sarah and recovering Ryan. Courtney ripped shots over the IF in all her at-bats and caught the only ball hit to LF. Jessica nearly turned a double play at 2B while she, Ruthie and Jami all easily swatted shots over the infield.
Churchills led 2-1 after two innings and EP was staring at two outs in the 3rd when the rally started. Five batters scored and the next inning EP added 6 more. Churchills couldn't answer until Jamie took over at SS, but their two runs weren't enough. Jason's pitching and Andrew's catch stunted their rally and before EP could score their third run in the bottom of the 5th the game was called due to time.
The team goal of holding the opponent under 9 runs was achieved. Aside from a couple bad throws to 1B, Churchills had little charitable momentum to build on. Meanwhile, our bats were too hot to handle when balls were placed on the ground after a record 8 pop-ups in the first three innings. Even though his second popup dropped safely in a vacant RC (Churchills played with only 9), Keith noticed Jamie was dropping his back shoulder - a primary cause of popups.
Most batters didn't take the first pitch but it was hard to do when so many first pitches were good-looking strikes. Our baserunning errors continued only at 3B when we'd attempt to score with zero or one outs rather than letting the upcoming batter knock in an extra RBI. A number of basecoaches/runners have made that easy, adrenaline-induced error. We'll have it fixed by next week!
Notables: EP's winning % increases with the number of dogs in the dugout; Churchill's OF made two great throws to home plate for outs, while their pitcher delivered low, consistent strikes; Churchills officially joins the list of EP's "fun, smilin' friendlies" after two games even though our favorite catcher missed the game; Jason pitched his best innings (the 3rd and 4th) when Ryan was catching, not a pretty female.
Gone/Subs: Sarah (none); Scott (Jason)
Complete Season Five recaps
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News, Injuries & Transactions
Season 5 Awards
Oct 29th - Congrats to everyone on a great season. Seems like everyone elevated their skills this season.
MVP: Andrew Gattuso - This is Andrew's first MVP by voting, second if you count the GM's 1st MVP appointing back in season 2. Andrew joins Scott as the only two-time MVP's. They are also historically the team's only MVP's .
MIP: Courtney, Jessica and Ryan - A mathematical 3-way tie for most-improved, this is Jessica's second if you count the GM's most-improved in season 2.
Asst GM: Courtney and Keith - Keith joined the Free Agents and took Courtney with him. If it wasn't for Courtney, Jamie wouldn't have attended their games to scout Amy, Connie and Jason. Keith also brought Annette while Courtney introduced Casie and Kyle. How do you break a tie like this for impact? You don't.
Most Sensitive: Keith - By a landslide. Only one vote for "Someone else" and one guess whose vote it was since people can't vote for themselves.
Most Not Named Raoul: Jami - A lot of competition here and due to anticipated voting problems the GM named the inaugural winner, like he does with all awards.
Co-Rookies of the Season: Melissa and Ted - They graciously accepted and begged for more hazing. Don't forget to bring pizzas to the games this weekend for the team.
Most Traveled: Sarah - What, you mean Ruthie didn't win?
Injury updates
Oct 28th - Turns out Scott was bit on Saturday by a gray wolf and caught rabies. Scott is tied out back next to the shed. Keith, it's time to become a man.
Band-Aids Bringing Trophy
Oct 27th - If we meet them in the Finals, a bandaid with the score will be added to the trophy, which will be awarded to the winning team.
Ruthie's Halloween Party
Oct 27th - This Friday night and supposedly costumes are not to be something your grandma would approve of. Contact Ruthie or Jamie if you need more information. You should easily find her email in the team emails.
Pizza w/ Band-Aids
Oct 27th - Jamie misspoke. The party is Nov 8th at 4pm at Peter Piper on McClintock and Baseline.
Offseason Scrimmages
Oct 27th - Plan B, Free Agents (Keith's & Court's team) and Victorious Secret have committed - word is being awaited from Massage Envy about playing a once/month scrimmage doubleheader on Sundays from 4pm-6pm at Daley Park. The first scrimmages will be held tentatively on Nov 23rd.
Playoff Performances
Oct 27th - No surprises but Plan B won with only 8 players after digging an early deficit.
Band-Aids 15, Massage Envy 7
Plan B 15, Jet Action 9
AZ Devils 24, FR RamRod 3
Empty Pitchers 14, Churchills 4
GT Bombers, a #5 seed in a new bracket, won 17-3. I bet the #4 seed never saw it coming. Back at Kiwanis, #2 Cytec Patriots and #3 Rounders were both upset in the first round.
Season award voting
Oct 23rd - Please vote only once if you are a full-time player and remember... it's pretty pathetic to vote for yourself.
Playoffs
Oct 21st - GT Bombers has been "relocated" to another division's tourney, bumping The Band-Aids to a #1 seed and Empty Pitchers to a #2 seed. Our first round opponent will be Churchill's. Plan B, who started 0-4, won their final three games and snagged the #4 seed. They play Jet Action, an 0-7 team from another division, setting up a potential 2nd round rematch with The Band-Aids.
If we win, next week we play the AZ Devil/FRRR winner at 7pm.
The winner of that game will immediately play at 8pm for the championship, likely against the Band Aids.
Offseason Scrimmages
Oct 22nd - Three teams: Plan B, Free Agents (Courtney, Keith, Amy and Connie's team) and Victorious Secret (in Free Agents' Friday night league) have all expressed interest in double-header scrimmages this offseason. Likely do 2 games from 4pm-6pm at Daley using both fields once each in Nov, Dec and Jan.
Around the league
Oct 16th - Bomber's legal bats produce big runs while Churchills are blanked.
GT Bombers 18, Massage Envy 6
AZ Devils 27, FR RamRod 8
BandAids 17, EP 11
Plan B 14, Churchills 4
Real Rockers
Oct 17th - In preparation against The Band Aids, the team jammed with jack & cokes at the Gattuso's party on Rock Band. Jessica thrashed 100% on guitar while Courtney belted lead vocals. Jamie dabbled on the drums while Flea (Andrew) ambidextrously worked the bass and rhythm guitar.
EP Madlibs #1
Oct 17th - Responses are posted at the bottom of this page for your reading pleasure.
Around the league
Oct 16th - Bomber's legal bats produce big runs while Churchills are blanked.
Plan B 11, EP 9
Band-Aids 18, Massage Envy 6
GT Bombers, 25, RamRod 4
AZ Devils 12, Churchills 0
EP MadLibs #1:
Oct 5th - Rules: Use all lowercase and make nouns plural.
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Standings (Avg Runs For/Against)
7-0 ( 19 / 5 ) GT Bombers
6-1 ( 16 / 10 ) The Band Aids
4-3 ( 13 / 13 ) Empty Pitchers
4-3 ( 15 / 9 ) Arizona Devils
3-4 ( 11 / 13 ) Plan B
2-5 ( 9 / 17 ) FR RamRod
1-6 ( 7 / 14 ) Churchill's B'n'S
1-7 ( 5 / 16 ) Massage Envy
Playoff Schedule
6pm - Semifinal
(#1) The Band Aids (16/10)
(#4) Plan B (11/13)
7pm - Semifinal
(#3) Arizona Devils (15/9)
(#2) Empty Pitchers (13/13)
8pm - Championship Game
Arizona Devils
4-3 7pm - Home
AWOL:
Our semifinal game replays a 12-11 EP victory. AZ Devils seems to have hit their stride the past few games, mercy-ruling our friends, Final Round Ram Rod, in the first round.
Notes from our previous game: AZ Devils feature a quick pitching machine with good control. Their SS has good range with a strong yet not always accurate arm. Just ask Melissa's leg. Offensively, a couple of their girls have pull and a couple guys have power to drive the ball. But their men spent the night popping the ball up shallow enough for our infield to record outs.

AZ Devils has a guy with a belly and mustache who crushed one over the fence this past weekend. He'll need to be jammed inside with pitches. The rest of the team should hit catchable flies. Their girls are slow so if OF's quickly hit cutoffs, we should maintain easy forceouts.
Should we win, we will immediately play the championship game after our game at 8pm against the Band-Aid/Plan B winner. Plan B's pitcher, Cory, crushed a RF homerun but can hit all directions while Noel of The Band-Aids should be played every pitch back at the fence.
Final weekend fun - It all begins with the Band-Aids / Plan B rematch at 6pm. Last time Noel took out Lee at 3B. Both teams love all other teams but if each had to admit one team loved slightly less, it would be each other. This small slight of love has forced Benevolent League Emperor Richard King to attend this game. (Editors Note: Originally I used the term "hate" describing the teams' mutual feelings. Lauren of The Band-Aids emailed "The Band-Aids hate no team. We only love." Lee of Plan B several weeks ago already said he's ok with The Band-Aids. Karl Rove forced this editor to use the word "hate".)
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Schedule - All games Tempe Sports Complex southwest field
Sept 7 | W 18-11 | Final Round Ram Rod | Gone: Jami (no sub) |
Sept 14 | L 21-10 | GT Bombers | Gone: Jessica (Casie), Ruthie (Shannon), Andrew (none), Jami (none) |
Sept 21 | W 12-11 | Arizona Devils | Gone: None |
Sept 28 | W 17-16 | Churchills Bubbles N Squeak | Gone: Sarah (Casie) |
Oct 5 | W 15-1 | Massage Envy | Gone: Sarah (Casie), Melissa (Annette), Ted (Kyle) |
Oct 12 | L 11-9 | Plan B by Atomic Pools | Gone: Sarah (Casie), Jami (Shannon), Ruthie (Amy) |
Oct 19 | L 17-11 | The Band-Aids | Gone: Sarah (?), Courtney (?), Melissa? |
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Oct 26 | W 14-4 | Churchills Bubbles N Squeak | Gone: Melissa? |
Nov 2 | 7 pm | Arizona Devils | Gone: None |
Back left-right: Ted, Keith, Scott, Ryan, Jamie, Melissa, Andrew, Jessica Front left-right: Courtney, Anne Marie, Sarah, Ruthie and Jami
Season 3 Results | |
L 19-5 | The Band-Aids | |
W 14-3 | @ Strategic Sluggers | |
W 15-5 | @ Jokers Wild | |
L 8-7 | Anton Sport | |
W 26-1 | @ Los Diablos | |
W 19-8 | @ Cytec Patriots | |
W 19-7 | Pesto | |
Playoff Results | |
W 16-4 | Los Diablos | |
L 12-5 | Jokers Wild | |
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Season 4 Results | |
L 13-5 | The Band-Aids | |
L 9-5 | Sluggers | |
W 15-9 | Rounders | |
W 13-8 | Final Round RamRod | |
L 14-6 | Stingers | |
W 23-1 | Jagerbombers | |
W 9-0 | Doc & Eddy's | |
Playoff Results | |
L 11-10 | Doc & Eddy's | |
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Season 5 Results | |
W 18-11 | Final Round RamRod | |
L 21-10 | GT Bombers | |
W 12-11 | AZ Devils | |
W 17-16 | Churchills | |
W 15-1 | Massage Envy | |
L 11-9 | Plan B | |
L 17-11 | Band-Aids | |
Playoff Results | |
W 14-4 | Churchills | |
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Mad Libs #1 - Why Ruthie Missed Last Week
Can you pick the real reason Ruthie missed the game?
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My experience at a Rubber Factory watching football..... Well.... first of all.... who seriously goes to a Rubber Factory for 8 hours!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEP!!! Thats right 8 hours!!!!!!!!! I got to the Rubber Factory at noon and did not leave til 8:00 P.M. This is what happens when old Doorknob Peckinpaws start buying you limes at noon. I really do not remember watching much football at all. It is really hard to watch when you have NO sound on the TV... REALLY loud music and lowly grunts all over the place. LOL... I think my friends had 9 hacksaws throughout the day. What a waste of money... I only went there to hang out with my friend who is a Short Sheeter. 8 hours and $0 later... I find myself flimsy and with no way to get to my softball game at 7:00. I think this is a DAM GOOD EXCUSE!!! It is actually the only excuse that will work from now on if you want to be a TRUE Empty Pitcher. I definitely emptied plenty of pitchers on Sunday.
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My experience at a Children's Hospital watching football..... Well.... first of all.... who seriously goes to a Children's Hospital for 8 hours!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEP!!! Thats right 8 hours!!!!!!!!! I got to the Children's Hospital at noon and did not leave til 8:00 P.M. This is what happens when old pockets start buying you fudgesickles at noon. I really do not remember watching much football at all. It is really hard to watch when you have NO sound on the TV... REALLY loud music and ORCHIDS all over the place. LOL... I think my friends had 9 glass eyes throughout the day. What a waste of money... I only went there to hang out with my friend who is a janitor. 8 hours and $215 later... I find myself scruffy and with no way to get to my softball game at 7:00. I think this is a DAM GOOD EXCUSE!!! It is actually the only excuse that will work from now on if you want to be a TRUE Empty Pitcher. I definitely emptied plenty of pitchers on Sunday.
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My experience at a school watching football..... Well.... first of all.... who seriously goes to a school for 8 hours!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEP!!! Thats right 8 hours!!!!!!!!! I got to the school at noon and did not leave til 8:00 P.M. This is what happens when old trees start buying you butterflies at noon. I really do not remember watching much football at all. It is really hard to watch when you have NO sound on the TV... REALLY loud music and STUDENTS all over the place. LOL... I think my friends had 9 dogs throughout the day. What a waste of money... I only went there to hang out with my friend who is a teacher. 8 hours and $1 later... I find myself pretty and with no way to get to my softball game at 7:00. I think this is a DAM GOOD EXCUSE!!! It is actually the only excuse that will work from now on if you want to be a TRUE Empty Pitcher. I definitely emptied plenty of pitchers on Sunday.
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My experience at my junk watching football..... Well.... first of all.... who seriously goes to my junk for 8 hours!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEP!!! Thats right 8 hours!!!!!!!!! I got to my junk at noon and did not leave til 8:00 P.M. This is what happens when old Palin brain cells start buying you herpes sores at noon. I really do not remember watching much football at all. It is really hard to watch when you have NO sound on the TV... REALLY loud music and MCLOVINS all over the place. LOL... I think my friends had 9 gay pandas throughout the day. What a waste of money... I only went there to hang out with my friend who is a sex machine. 8 hours and $1/2 later... I find myself grade A sexified and with no way to get to my softball game at 7:00. I think this is a DAM GOOD EXCUSE!!! It is actually the only excuse that will work from now on if you want to be a TRUE Empty Pitcher. I definitely emptied plenty of pitchers on Sunday.
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My experience at a retirement home watching football..... Well.... first of all.... who seriously goes to a retirement home for 8 hours!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEP!!! Thats right 8 hours!!!!!!!!! I got to the retirement home at noon and did not leave til 8:00 P.M. This is what happens when old cats start buying you trucks at noon. I really do not remember watching much football at all. It is really hard to watch when you have NO sound on the TV... REALLY loud music and GEESE all over the place. LOL... I think my friends had 9 trees throughout the day. What a waste of money... I only went there to hang out with my friend who is a plumber. 8 hours and $19 later... I find myself happy and with no way to get to my softball game at 7:00. I think this is a DAM GOOD EXCUSE!!! It is actually the only excuse that will work from now on if you want to be a TRUE Empty Pitcher. I definitely emptied plenty of pitchers on Sunday.
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My experience at a strip club watching football.....Well.... First of all.... Who seriously goes to a strip club for 8 hours!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEP!!! Thats right 8 hours!!!!!!!!! I got to the bar at noon and didn't leave til 8:00 P.M. This is what happens when old men start buying you shots at noon. I really don't remember watching much football at all. Its really hard to watch when you have NO sound on the TV... REALLY loud music and NAKED GIRLS all over the place. LOL... I think my friends had 9 lap dances throughout the day. What a waste of money... I only went there to hang out with my friend who is the bartender. 8 hours and $6 later... I find myself drunk and with no way to get to my softball game at 7:00. I think this is a DAM GOOD EXCUSE!!! It's actually the only excuse that will work from now on if you want to be a TRUE Empty Pitcher. I definitely emptied plenty of pitchers on Sunday.
My experience at a airplane watching football..... Well.... first of all.... who seriously goes to a airplane for 8 hours!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEP!!! Thats right 8 hours!!!!!!!!! I got to the airplane at noon and did not leave til 8:00 P.M. This is what happens when old cups start buying you barf bags at noon. I really do not remember watching much football at all. It is really hard to watch when you have NO sound on the TV... REALLY loud music and PEOPLE all over the place. LOL... I think my friends had 9 papers throughout the day. What a waste of money... I only went there to hang out with my friend who is a wild animal trainer. 8 hours and $12 later... I find myself hot and with no way to get to my softball game at 7:00. I think this is a DAM GOOD EXCUSE!!! It is actually the only excuse that will work from now on if you want to be a TRUE Empty Pitcher. I definitely emptied plenty of pitchers on Sunday.
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